I guess it's time for an updateus maximus since the last time I maximally updated was over a month ago.
1. California. This Thanksgiving break I went to California and it was totally wicked like the wicked witch of the west. There's always something to do! Not like here, where my friend and I spent two hours deciding where to go and decided to do nothing because that's what there is to do in Sugar Land! Nothing!
This is where I want to be in ten years!
UC Berkeley is my dream school! Mostly because everybody there is a crazy liberal jackass and I want to be with my people.
And I have two stories to tell! Sorry if you've heard these before. I told everybody because they were SO WACKY! (except now I've realized they aren't that wacky, maybe everybody was just humoring me ;_;)
Story #1 - We took a tour at this famous haunted house. And I thought it was going to be HORRIFYING, but since we went in broad daylight it totally wasn't. When we were in the basement, I heard this baby crying for like, five minutes. I thought it was just another group of tourists, but when I mentioned it to my mom and brother later they hadn't heard anything! The lady who owned the house had a baby that died when it was six weeks old.
Story #2 - At the airport there was a list of illegal weapons that you can't bring on the plane, like a knife that looks like a tube of lipstick. Among the list was 'Nunchaku' and 'Shuriken throwing stars'. I guess ninjas aren't allowed on the plane!
This is some really gross snail/clam hybrid thing in a tank at a Chinese restaurant. It was as wide as my arm.
Me looking smashing on the plane ride home.
2. urtoasted has totally lost his touch.
3. iPod. So uh, I got an iPod and I have no idea what to put on it. I'm not a big music person so could you guys suggest some things to download please?
4. AIDS. I'm a shitty person but sometimes I think that everybody who has an STD should be killed so it will be the 50's and 60's again where everybody has sex with everybody else and there are no consequences to worry about. Except for pregnancy, I guess.
5. Art. I'm working on something for extra credit where we have to recreate a piece of Renaissance art. This is what I have so far:
It's kind of a strange gothic version of the Birth of Venus. | 
Definitely one of the best, if not THE best night of the year! Thanks for coming with me Gabriel!
